Gimme bacon on my burger

Funny how you don't think about certain things until you're unable to have or get them. This yummy burger was from Blue Sky Burger up here in Lubbock. Cheese, bacon, pickles, mayo, tomato, hold the onion and gimme some green chiles on the side.
In my giddiness to be ordering bacon, I mentioned to the cashier how excited I was to be doing so. She asked why I couldn't have bacon in Saudi and I told her muslims don't eat bacon, like Jews. She looked at me with her head cocked and said, "That's weeei-rrrd".

Not there to evangelize nor proselytize, just give me some bacon on my burger.